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The article is a satire at the present scenario of Taxes imposed. Read it lightly !!

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"We are not going to tolerate this bill; service tax, then income tax then land tax...and now blood tax, laughter tax........to make the condition worse-- sleep tax", says Rahul singh, the vice president of Indian Natural congress.

Amidst the huge uproar in Parliament regarding the new bill, 'Knowledge Can be Fun' correspondent Bun, brings to you behind-the-scene picture.......

"Tax Tax everywhere, no blood to save", is something that later or sooner is going to the word of mouth of each and every person existing in this universe.
Since the inception of street lights, fly-overs, govt. hospitals... and most importantly the Mr. Delhi metro, our life has drastically changed. However, the taxes have also disgustingly changed..... and do you know about a new surprise in the pipeline!!!!

And that surprise is the "most awaited" Blood tax... or rather call it "Bloody Tax". Under this tax a person has to pay tax in proportion to the amount of blood flowing through his body.
The implementation of the bill is still pending in the "Log Sabha" and "Rakhi Sabha".

When asked about the reasons for enactment of this bill, our honorable Prime minister, Mr. Mand-mandmohan Singh said, " I usually or rather say, never speak, but today i have to speak a few words because of my 'self' respect. Since we have a big portion of our population under "youth" category, we have fresh and young and burning blood in their veins...we don't want this 'burning' blood to get evaporated,they should contribute to their country by paying blood tax".

While conducting sting operation on a politician, this is what the politician said---> " see!! we are politicians, we need money in our bank accounts on a daily basis. we have already imposed taxes on almost everything. The only thing left is the "blood" of people. If govt. passes this bill in parliament, In the next session we are going to introduce laughter bill (the number of times you laugh), sleep bill( hours of sleep), word tax(number of words you speak), breath tax(number of breaths you take in)........so on", said the Al K advaani, senior leader of Bhartiya junk-ta party.

 

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